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The dingle splasher is when a person is shitting on the toilet and as his crap hits the toilet water it creates a splash of water upward into the person's anus while it is still open.
"hey LC why is your seat wet?" "Oh sorry, i just dingle splashed my butt pretty badly..."
by ChampHunter August 17, 2008
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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