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A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
by moi April 20, 2004
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Idiot or penis

A silly word used to instigate fights.
"You're a fucking ding-dong"

or

"Suck my ding-dong, please"
by ZT June 09, 2005
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