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a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.
Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.
Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.
Bill:yea.
Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.
Bill:yea.
Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
by duck tape November 12, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018