Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
by John Butz and Meghan Kay March 16, 2008
An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.
CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."
CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
by benwithacapitalb January 06, 2012
(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.
by Chanceous September 16, 2007