A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar
That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'
by EDH007 October 19, 2010
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When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.
There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!
by TrickYTman December 06, 2020
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