a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator
I don't need you, I have a dildo!
by DizzyLizzy November 22, 2006
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A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.

Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.

Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.

In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob August 28, 2008
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An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."
by Sky October 02, 2003
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something that is very fun to watch a girl use
my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock
by hello! September 06, 2003
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something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.
dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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