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The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.
Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.
by Awesumness January 15, 2007
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Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 18, 2006
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1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
by Matt's Mom November 01, 2006
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Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005
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A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 14, 2004
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