by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 18, 2006
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by Chach March 04, 2003
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1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis
2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
by Matt's Mom November 01, 2006
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by Awesumness January 15, 2007
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Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
by Fonzeh July 27, 2004
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