A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
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It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
by BluntTrauma December 01, 2009
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short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
by doug collins February 27, 2008
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When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.
John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.
by frenchiestfry April 04, 2015
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What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky
It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass
by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 03, 2016
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A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters
She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse
by Alex cocks June 11, 2017
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