dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo
A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes
by Kevin Cooksey June 27, 2011
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What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.
Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.
by swellness January 08, 2012
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1) plural of dildo. Same as dildos.

2) citizens of Dildo, New Foundland
"She didn't just have a dildo in her bedside drawer, she had dildi - a pink one, a black one, a 10 inch long blue one, and one hooked up to a battery charger. It was then that I knew our time together would be short and sweet."

"We are Dildi"
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1. Sex toys in groups of two or more. 2. Dildo in the plural form.
I opened the drawer and to my surprise, there was a plethera of dildi.
by Lt Dangle 8 July 06, 2010
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A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.
Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.
by Kailzy December 15, 2008
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Not the meaning of life, but the reason for living, the great gods sent the holy Dildy down to our mortal level so we can comprehend the amazing, yet oh so tragic meaning of the Dildy.

can be used as an interjection.

(Also known as Dil, Dildydoo, and Dildi.)
All hail the holy Dildy gods.
Dil pikle suk Dil suk Dil pikle.
Awh, DIL I LOST AGAIN SUCK DIL!
Elias sucks dils.
by My cars in the ging March 25, 2020
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