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1. To masturbate (literally and figuratively)
2. To waste time doing a pointless activity
1. When Milo's parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.

2. Why dild a perfect day away watching television?
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A slang term. It usually means either two things; a nasty piece of human trash, or a blowfish's genitals. This word isn't well known and had been forgotten almost the same day it was created.
"You're such a dilds."
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Dild is a term used to describe someone acting like a dildo. The term was created by a citizen of argyle Texas know as Matt Ryon
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