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1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.
"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."
by catastridphe July 17, 2006
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...
by Dangis Kahn January 13, 2004
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The lazy way to say "Dildo".
Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild
by James January 02, 2004
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The quick way to say "Dildo". This is mainly because it's quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word dildo.

This can be used for insulting or general use.
"Dild isn't even a real word!"

"Yes it is Greg, don't be such a stupid dild."
by GhostNinja2073 February 24, 2009
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A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros
Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse
by Dilds July 22, 2006
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