After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name.

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)