Someone has a computer related problem on an internet forum and asks how they can fix it. A quirky lad then suggests "its a problem with your dik4 mate!" The poor unsuspecting victim then asks "but whats a dik4?" which is then greeted with much amusement amongst the other forum users.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”