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when someone makes a typo when writing idk

also means penis
Mary: what would go well with my skirt?
John: dik
John: *idk
Mary: *slaps with purse*
by hungryhungryhippo5132 November 04, 2010
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Aug 2 Word of the Day
Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.
Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx
by jimissobored November 30, 2014
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This is a online word for "dick" and its mostly used when you are online dating in roblox and you are getting dat boy so you ask for some dik
Hey want sum dik

Hey want dik

Hey girl want sum dik

Im a idiot that has no reputation so ima ask for dik
by ChocolateWaffles September 24, 2017
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Shortened meaning of the word Dick.

Refering to the males genital organ, the penis.
My dik got big when i saw that porno.

Josh's dik is only 2 centimeters long.

A female doctor gave me my physical, and my dik got big.






by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) August 11, 2008
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a retard that didn't spell dick right
"hey suck my dik"
"lol you didn't even type it right you fucking 5 year old
by Wumpuss May 16, 2020
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