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Restricting a penis for one wank a month.
Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.
by TheJello November 27, 2017
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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