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Noun.
1)Derrogatory term for a penis used to describe a person.
2) A 'dick' i.e) jerk
"That guy is an ass. What a dieck!"
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
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noun.
1)a derogatory name used to compare a person to a penis.
2)sick and controlling, a person, often a mysoginist or misanthrope.
3)a creep
"What a dieck. This character is a total piece of work."
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dieck, a noun. Maliciously intentional deception for personal gain or gratification.
"What kinda dieck is that! Who would buy into such baloney?"
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dieck, a verb. To decieve by repetitive and calculated lies.
diecked, verb, past tense. Implying blatant and intentional deception for personal gain and/or gratification.
"Don't dieck me, man. That's too outrageous and I'm not that dumb."
"I been diecked."
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