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diddly squat ain’t but nuthinat all
I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.
According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.
by Thrifty Amoeba September 03, 2018
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Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020
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A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.
I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.
by AyStyle April 12, 2015
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