Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

verb trans.
Submerging the penile organ into a non-submissive female's refreshing beverage or cock-tail.
• intrans. descend below the surface of an area of water,or any beverage :

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds