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when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.
Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."
by bubastis May 02, 2009
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.
Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.
by Why u bullyin meh November 27, 2018
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To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly
"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"
by FannyCulo May 09, 2016
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