Someone who is both a dick and a tard.
Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade
by ponce killer September 03, 2005
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“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”
by Trysdale January 23, 2018
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The name for he/she who likes to tease your boner or hornyness
Girl:hey babe
Boy:aaaaah your so ducky the dicktard
by Dingy don't January 27, 2018
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when a male goes subatomic on the autism spectrum
dicktard: I'm a man but I was born a woman
you: oh my god your such a fucking dicktard
by the sexiest man u will evr see February 27, 2020
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Someone who is an ignorant ass,
He acted like a total dicktard when she refused to give him any attention.
by ChanceyNancey April 04, 2020
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