by fitch fanatic July 10, 2008
The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!
by snarfman123 March 19, 2007
Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.
by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009
The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.
by jimbo dan May 04, 2007
A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.
"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
by Chris_Z September 14, 2005
Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017