The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 10, 2010
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A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.
Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.
by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003
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Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"
Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.
by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014
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The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.
by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017
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the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.
Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.
by Danile Redundant December 06, 2010
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A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.
Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.
by pricey987 August 15, 2012
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