Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings
Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019
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Process of Extraction of a dick
Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 04, 2018
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The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick
Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019
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