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When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
by Russian73 November 24, 2007
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It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018
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Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote December 20, 2017