Urban Dictionary: dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 08, 2005

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when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

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The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 03, 2013

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Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005

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The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 07, 2011

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way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

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Dicksmash McIroncock

Billy Callahan, Adams 213, George Mason University

My vagina is awfully sore...I believe I had an encounter with Dicksmash McIroncock

by McWetbitch December 08, 2009

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