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n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.
by Robert Ricochet September 08, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash
by BrickQuad May 07, 2011