His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

Billy has a tiny penis, so he'll need to find a girl with dickslexia

"i got back with nigel last night, but when things started to get a bit frisky, he told me his dickslexia was back.
I was not happy" :|

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

Tony: have you got the address of that resturant
man: yeah sure here it is sorry about the speling ive got dyslexia
tony: oh..........sure its not Dickslexia

symtoms of dickslexia; temporary loss of lower extremities, shortness of breath, rapid pulse, paralysis, and hyperventilation. Some other temporary side effects of dickslexia include, difficulty standing, sitting, breathing, and performing basic motor functions. An episode of dickslexia can last from a few moments up to one week in extreme situations. Subject will be spent from orgasmic convulsions, and at a loss for words. My girl had dickslexia so bad she could't stand up or sit down for twenty minutes.