Kelmscott; (n)

South-East Metropolitan suburb which accounted for approximately 74% of Australia's Bogan populous of the 90's. Dickscott has since maintained it’s indisputable ability to produce the most repulsive beings. A typical Dickscott civilian is easily recognised by his ratty, wrap around sunglasses, fox hoodie, southern cross tattoo and his weapon of choice - the axe.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.