1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
by Curtis & Adam February 07, 2005
A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
by Happy Wolf December 02, 2006
One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.
That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!
by AV November 24, 2003
by FUKKEN BULLSHETs February 22, 2011
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
by GingerTurdCakes August 29, 2015
by SovietX November 22, 2009
by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 03, 2011