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Being coherced to suck a dick because you cannot remember what a dick looks like because you have suffered severe head trauma.
Phil: Aw, poor Albert, he's been suffereing from dickmento ever since the accident.
Jake: ... uh, how do you know this?
Phil: I JUST DO, OKAY!
by Matt Cowan December 05, 2007
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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