Urban Dictionary: dickling

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one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 07, 2003

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

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Dicklings

The insignificant companions of a dickhead.

Hey Chachi, why don't you and your dicklings get the fuck out of here.

by Frisky J October 30, 2014

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Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 06, 2008

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Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade March 17, 2011

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Dicklings

Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.

As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.

by aretegroup June 11, 2017

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DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

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