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You keep swilling that cheap american beer and your tool shed is going to grow into a big ass dickie do.
by sixpack February 20, 2004
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A dickie-do is when a man's stomach (or burlap) sticks out farther than his penis. Hense the ebonically influenced name "His stomach hang out mo' den his Dickie do".
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
Sara: Oh my gosh Natalie, that guy was soo hott!
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
by PoorBunny April 08, 2009
3
The gentleman was so obese he had to hold up his dickie-do in order to pee in the urinal without wetting himself
by FreekinRican May 24, 2005