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Someone who isn't quite a dickhead, but is also a hoe.
Omg look at that, Alicia is such a dickheaf
by Okbabehey April 07, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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noun; pertaining to a person who is so bastardly and hardheaded, that they appear to be both lacking the ability to hear as well as being degenerate.

origin: dickhead + deaf
“You listening to me dickheaf? That’s not how you install the lights!”
by Jean Carson August 18, 2019
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