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A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
by TimHdaman August 27, 2009
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A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap
by Shogun123 August 22, 2015
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A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.
That bitch is such a dick fish!
Dude stop being such a dick fish.
I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
Dude stop being such a dick fish.
I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
by meekosis February 14, 2011
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VERB, To represent in text form a picture of another man's dick in place of your own dick. Therefore dickfishing kinda like catfishing but with dicks instead of faces.
Hey bro you should totally dickfish that girl.
You're right bro, whip out your dick for a pic.
Nice bro now send it to her so she thinks you have a great dick.
You're right bro, whip out your dick for a pic.
Nice bro now send it to her so she thinks you have a great dick.
by bonerocity January 10, 2021
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Damn I went to go fuck this guy and his dick was 3 inches smaller then the pic! Homie dickfished me.
by Funnyaf21 January 26, 2018