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Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
by King Festus December 04, 2005
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
by Seth G. June 17, 2017
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When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.
Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.
by legendaryaura February 26, 2020
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N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.
1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.
by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 12, 2006
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1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.
by Karthief July 28, 2011
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Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.
D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.
by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 08, 2017
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