a truck that is usually 2 wheel drive that is lifted so high it becomes a pain in the ass to get in it. and having the lift consist of big shiny chrome shocks and giant lift blocks for the rear leaf springs, large wheels and oversized mud tires. this type of vehicle is typically found driving on pavement and if ever driven off the road, is limited to well maintained dirt streets. The vehicle is often used as a form of compensation for the drivers lack of size of that "certain part of the male body."

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

A derogatory term made by contractors who fix other contractors bad installs, fixes or other issues. They'll sell it for a song and sing that check to the bank before completion.