The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.
My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020
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The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.
Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.
by $ammit T. December 14, 2010
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The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.
Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.
by DOER4life November 18, 2010
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The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."
me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.
by Coopy Poopy June 05, 2011
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A triple dicker is when the bachelor/bachelorette gives away three fantasy cards and has sex with all three before sending one home
Wow there goes Arie pulling a triple dicker.
by Maddddawg February 26, 2018
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A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.
*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.
by The brickyard beaver June 01, 2019
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