to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 16, 2007
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when you stick your dick in maurice faedo's ear at a party.
guy1: "have you heard? maurice got a dick in the ear"
guy2: "yea he got it at some party"
by kkkforlife12 August 15, 2010
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means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.
---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!
by Edy_Bayshore October 22, 2007
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A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
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To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.
Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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