Urban Dictionary: dickage

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dickage

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

by LannyM March 18, 2005

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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion

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Dickage

To lay the dick down just right and in good measure.

"Man, I gave her good dickage the other night. She realy couldn't take it!"

by Sam O November 16, 2006

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dickage

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

by spunko December 19, 2003

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Dickage

to take a male humans dick and pwn a female humans vagina.

"There is some serious dickage going on in their room."

by Quagalicious-Louise-Negra August 19, 2009

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dickage

to have a bump or shadow formed by your penis.

kinda like cleavage but for guys

damn yesterday i had really small shorts on and i had major dickage showing

by tello f. baby September 20, 2007

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dickage

the aftermath of a dick move, or the aftermath of somebody being a dick

girl 1: "Robbie broke up with me over text."
girl 2: "What a dick move. The dickage is real."

by pseudonym2232 August 10, 2015

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