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When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.
Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.
by Damastta July 08, 2012
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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