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Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
by The Demoralizer December 03, 2007
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.
"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"
by thedingusdude July 02, 2015
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America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 22, 2015
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