Urban Dictionary: dick-in-hand

Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 12, 2013

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Stink Dick Hands

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

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with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 19, 2017

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