A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.
Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009
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