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The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly.
Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.
by finish it off with your mouth September 07, 2008
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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