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a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name
Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.
by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 08, 2006
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When a lady or guy sucks a dick so hard it almost comes off.
Caitlyn Jenner gave me a dickvacuum would hard last night.
by ZeroApplez October 14, 2017
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1)A man or woman who sucks dick non-stop and almost always has a dick in his/her mouth.
2)used as an insult.
1)Hey, check out that dick vacuum! She's a pro!
2)Damn, Jared's such a dick vacuum!
by Mike939393 July 02, 2007
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That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!
by JiGGa JaMeS October 19, 2005
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