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snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.
Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.
by Lars Jones March 16, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.
"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."
by Handsom3 Jack August 01, 2017
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