When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 06, 2018
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The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!
by lewlcatsomg666 December 15, 2008
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That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
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by catsareactuallythebestever December 01, 2014
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Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.
Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.
by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006
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a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.
That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.
by smartypants678 March 24, 2007
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an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).
if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!
by John546 May 06, 2007
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When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.
I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.
by Poket November 20, 2011
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