Urban Dictionary: dick nugget

dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

by fadsfdsfd February 02, 2008

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dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 03, 2014

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crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni

dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets

by peeeeeeeenis November 02, 2003

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dick nugget

when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick

John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad

by mikeeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2007

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The poop that comes out of the tip of your penis after you get done having anal sex

I totally just squeezed some dick nuggets out of my crank after i got done with that girl.

by earzit November 18, 2010

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Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

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Dick Nugget is when fecal matter gets packed in the urethra from constant anal intercourse.

You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...

by chevyman454 February 15, 2014

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