Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.
Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.
Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.
by lizf22 March 01, 2014
by I am a bic pen March 07, 2018
When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017
by TomatoTomandJerry February 03, 2013
A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 11, 2008
by Glitterdickeater April 02, 2018
Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
by N_E_K May 30, 2016